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Confessions of a Germaphobe by Clark Zlotchew Year 2 BCP (Before the Covid Pandemic): I, Edwin Q. Lillypad III, am known by friends and mortal enemies alike, as a germaphobe. With good reason. I have a deathly fear of germs, as should every sane person. ... More »
The New Gettysburg Address: Only $99.99! by Frank Palmeri and Ted Wendelin (Now Available! Your personalized copy of the Address, printed on velour and tastefully framed in 100% authentic imitation 14-carat plated gold frame with a certificate of authenticity,... More »
Immunity with Impunity By Martin H. Levinson Some people question why Donald Trump has sweeping immunity and broad protections in the federal election subversion case being brought against him. The answer to these people is learn some law, which I have done an... More »
Grab ‘Em by the What, Where? by Stephen J. Lyons Now that the infamous Access Hollywood tape made it back in the news I have questions for the “star” of the tape, that constant ingrown irritant in our short lives, aka the freshly convicted, twice impeach... More »
God Sues Trump Over Bible Rights by R Freed God, the Supreme Being of the Universe (aka Jehovah, Yahweh, Adonis, Allah, Elohim, The Lord, The Almighty, Abba (no, NOT the pop group!), The Father, etcetera) has opened a lawsuit with the State of New York over Do... More »
Questions about Love and Answers from an Expert by Kara Panzer Everything is going so great with my boyfriend of eight weeks, but for the last seven he’s been doing something that makes me feel pretty uncomfortable. After going to the gym one day, he came ho... More »
As a result of Donald Trump’s outlandish behavior at his multiple trials, there have recently been impositions of an unprecedented amount of unconventional gag orders (a judge’s order that prohibits participants in a criminal or civil case from making cert... More »