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By Colin Hinckley Greetings and welcome, newest team member! We here at Amazon are deliriously excited for you to join our growing family. We’re sure you’re itching to get started bringing smiles to your community, but first we need to give you a quick cra... More »
By Mollie Fermaglich John Legend re-wrote, (without being asked), the classic song, “Baby, It’s Cold Outside, because, apparently, the world needed a “woke” version of this Academy Award-winning song by Frank Loesser, also composer and lyricist of such... More »
By Martin H. Levinson Opinion: Say it Loud, I’m Anti-Vax and I’m Proud By Pierce DeResistance When the smallpox vaccine was invented in the 18th century, it didn’t prevent people from getting sick with smallpox. It just wasted everyone’s time b... More »
There is a pandemic on the rage, and though many call for masks and vaccinations as if they are some vital lifeline, the anti-maskers and anti-vaxers of the world have shown me how incredibly harmful it would be to endorse either of those. They cite several re... More »
While Donald Trump’s White House chief of staff, John Kelley, was explaining to him who the allies and adversaries were in both World Wars, the former president was reported to have shockingly said, “Well, Hitler did a lot of good things.” Possibly, if... More »
by T. K. Marnell This past tumultuous year has been a time of reckoning for America, as together we discovered the previously invisible rips in our modern social fabric: the rise of disinformation on social media, our collective under-preparation for natural... More »
Incarnations by Tariq Mehmood Three thieves came to town Two bankrupt, one *bankdit The bankdit had some cash Two **Hollars, one **Lollar The Lollar bought three generations Two barren, one broken The broken one made three promises Two untruthful, one unkept T... More »
Writer: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell “Gee, Your Hair Smells Seditious!” Paul Lander is a TV comedy writer, award-winning columnist and producer. His humor pieces have appeared in MAD, American Bystander, Weekly Humorist, McSweeneys, Nation... More »
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