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By David R. Bowne I desperately banged on the left rear passenger window. I couldn’t break through, couldn’t even see through the heavily tinted window. I reached into my pocket for my phone but already knew that it wouldn’t work. Whoever had abducted ... More »
Written by: Andy Cowan Artist: Dan McConnell ANDY COWAN is an award-winning writer whose credits include Cheers, Seinfeld and 3rd Rock from the Sun, and hundreds of cartoon panels for the King Features strip, Bizarro, Rhymes with Orange, Harry BlissR... More »
Written by: Andy Cowan Artist: Dan McConnell ANDY COWAN is an award-winning writer whose credits include Cheers, Seinfeld and 3rd Rock from the Sun, and hundreds of cartoon panels for the King Features strip, Bizarro, Rhymes with Orange, Harry Bliss&#... More »
Written by: Andy Cowan Artist: Dan McConnell ANDY COWAN is an award-winning writer whose credits include Cheers, Seinfeld and 3rd Rock from the Sun, and hundreds of cartoon panels for the King Features strip, Bizarro, Rhymes with Orange, Harry Bliss’s fo... More »
Written by: Andy Cowan Artist: Dan McConnell ANDY COWAN is an award-winning writer whose credits include Cheers, Seinfeld and 3rd Rock from the Sun, and hundreds of cartoon panels for the King Features strip, Bizarro, Rhymes with Orange, Harry Bliss’s ... More »
Alright, you got me. 65 in a 40 — not great, I know. But when you’ve got “Hot for Teacher” cranked up on your way to the gym, how could you not stretch out the legs on this bad boy? Oh, you haven’t heard of it? Well, you might be too young, from the ... More »
September 30, 2020 Today is an excellent day! I have finally received the funding I require from the private sector to begin experimentation on my two Macaca mulatta (Rhesus macaque monkey) specimen. Both monkeys are of the same age, and same gender (male), of... More »
Written by: Andy Cowan Artist: Dan McConnell ANDY COWAN is an award-winning writer whose credits include Cheers, Seinfeld and 3rd Rock from the Sun, and hundreds of cartoon panels for the King Features strip, Bizarro, Rhymes with Orange, Harry Bliss’s ... More »
Written by: Andy Cowan Artist: Dan McConnell Will Return 35040 Hours Signed, Donald J. Trump ANDY COWAN is an award-winning writer whose credits include Cheers, Seinfeld and 3rd Rock from the Sun, and hundreds of cartoon panels for the King Features strip, B... More »
Written by: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell Paul Lander is a TV comedy writer, award-winning columnist and producer. His humor pieces have appeared in MAD, American Bystander, Weekly Humorist, McSweeneys, National Lampoon, Robot Butt, Little Old Lady ... More »
By Boaz Dvir In January 1991, when I finished my Israel Defense Forces (IDF) basic training and received my military-service assignment, my family and friends showered me with sarcasm. “Thank you so much for coming all the way from America to save us,” dea... More »
By Martin H. Levinson The patriotic Americans who stormed the Capitol on January 6th did so because Congress was about to ratify the results of a presidential election where millions of illegal immigrants mailed in votes from their vacation homes near the fiel... More »