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I’m with Stupid

Published 5y ago - Paul Lander and Dan McConnell

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Sonnet Q

Published 5y ago - K.D. Taylor

By K.D. Taylor (On five hundred Kentucky National Guard members summoned by a QAnon conspiracy theorist to counter-protest a Black Lives Matter demonstration in Louisville, and none of whom in fact ever appeared to do so.) National Guardsmen of Kentucky, fif... More »

Jesus 2.0

Published 5y ago - Brian Arundel

by Brian Arundel Time: 2020 Setting: Republican National Convention (After being introduced, Jesus appears on stage, wearing a robe and a MAGA hat. Applause.) Thank you, Tucker, for that warm introduction. You’re far too kind. Really. (beat) The fact is, Laz... More »

Important Memo to School Administrators! Form Letter for Inevitable Teacher Deaths Will Decrease Your Workload

Published 5y ago - Walter Bowne

Department of Education Washington, DC. Office of the Secretary of Education The Honorable Betsy DeVos RE: TOOLKIT UPDATE: IMPORTANT MEMO TO SCHOOL ADMINISTRATORS! FORM LETTER FOR INEVITABLE TEACHER DEATHS WILL DECREASE YOUR WORKLOAD. Dear School Administrator... More »

Unmasking the Truth

Published 5y ago - Martin Levinson

By Martin H. Levinson To stop the spread of the coronavirus the CDC wants everyone to wear a mask. Well CDC, I’m not going to do it because like Patrick Henry, when it comes to government decrees my motto is “Give me liberty or give me death!” I’d rath... More »

Serf’s Up!

Published 5y ago - Jeffrey Meyers

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Choices, Choices

Published 5y ago - Paul Lander and Dan McConnell

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Which Political Leader is Described?

Published 5y ago - Jeffrey Meyers

by Jeffrey Meyers “He never worked in the accepted sense of the word. He never read any books or magazines and never felt any need to.” “An utter ignoramus, he was barely literate and did not like to study problems in detail.” “In later years, ... More »

The Great British Guide to Dining Out in America

Published 5y ago - Natalie Harris-Spencer

by Natalie Harris-Spencer Your waiter or waitress is now your “server,” a squirmy word for you that’s uncomfortably close to servant. Starters are “apps.” Mains are “entrées.” Puddings are “desserts.” Brunch is a long, drunk-in-the-daytime a... More »

Flex U.

Published 5y ago - Deborah J. Cohan

By Deborah J. Cohan It’s early morning when I receive a message from the university updating us about plans for Fall 2020. This time it’s in the form of a music video, with Olivia Newton John’s “Let’s Get Physical” in the background, complete with ... More »

Social Distancing in Texas

Published 5y ago - Tom Deisboeck