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By Don Mousted Thank you for joining me this morning in the President’s absence. I would ask that you listen closely to what I have to say, then read the entire memo several times and discuss it together as well. Your help in this matter will prove invaluabl... More »
By Tom Deisboeck “…I dig the Deep State…!” More »
by T.H. Cee Pharmaceutical Vignette #1: The scene opens. An obese man edited into a cheesy one-dimensional outer space backdrop flies on the back of a rocket freakishly reminiscent of a red jalapeno as it orbits Uranus. The spokesperson for the commercial begi... More »
By Danny Neary As a devout conservative, I believe very strongly that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is wrong about the facts and would definitely like me if she gave me a chance. Ocasio-Cortez has been making headlines just about every day since she became the yo... More »
By Jerry Robbins A Book for Lefties, by Neil Armstrong. When he realized he couldn’t work most of the levers and dials in his spacecraft, Neil vowed to write this book. It encourages all southpaws to stand up for their lefts. Twelve Principles of Impos... More »
By Dawn Corrigan VOICE OVER: Hoarding. A nightmare that touches millions. It threatens health. It destroys livelihoods. Good evening, I’m David Muir. Welcome to a very special edition of Hoarders. Tonight we’ll investigate wealth hoarders—those individu... More »
By Stephen J. Lyons I found the following untitled poem while picking up trash in the city park near the picnic pavilion: “Our booze who art in mugs Hallowed be thy brew Our liquor come, we will be drunk In bars as it is in basements Give us this day our... More »
I don’t understand how the Democrats can disparage a president who is a quadruple Congressional Medal of Honor winner, the holder of a Nobel Peace Prize and a Pulitzer Prize for Literature, a researcher who invented the Internet and discovered a cure for AID... More »
By Jessie Seigel It was eleven o’clock at night. I was sitting alone in the one-room office of the Podunk Herald. This newspaper’s one newshound (myself) had just finished yet another article on a recent rash of bank robberies in our fair burgh, and I was ... More »
By Tom Deisboeck #TrumptoJesus See also: The Passion of President Trump More »