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Michael Opest Research Essay -7-9 pp. double-spaced; plus Works Cited -Draft Due: 11/19 -Peer Workshop: 11/21 -Final Draft Due: 12/3 Prompt: Write a 7-9 page argumentative essay in response to Farah Stockman and Carlos Mureithi’s article “Cheating, Inc.: H... More »
by Michael Gessner It’s good you died when you did, or you would have lived to see your darling daughter’s demise in her prime, with two little ones in the next room, precious as honey in a hive. But you escaped—talk about an act of god—in medias res... More »
By Lew Tucker WASHINGTON, DC – In another move to distract from his impeachment woes President Trump has once again gone to his big “bag of bright shiny objects.” The latest is the launch of a self-aggrandizing video game which was announced and sold... More »
By Martin H. Levinson President Trump says the Ukrainians hacked computers used by the Democratic National Committee in 2016 and tried to blame it on the Russians. But he doesn’t know the half of it. I have leaked information from some very fine people on bo... More »
by Christine Stevens 1 And the Lord God looked upon the First Woman as she came of an age when the skin becomes as a desert and the daily use of a good moisturizer becomes as a Commandment and He said unto her “Thou shalt swab thy self with unguents so that ... More »
Jonathan Zimmerman University of Pennsylvania “When Jesus was falsely accused of treason, Pontius Pilate gave Jesus the opportunity to face his accusers. During that sham trial, Pontius Pilate afforded more rights to Jesus than Democrats afforded this pre... More »
By Dan Geddes WASHINGTON, DC – The New York Times has published the personal tax returns of President Donald Trump, precipitating a media frenzy on both sides of the American political spectrum. President Trump himself immediately threatened to sue the T... More »
By Dan Geddes On Christmas Eve Santa was making his rounds, Traveling the globe by leaps and by bounds, Arriving in Washington until he found the home of the President, whom he thought was a Clown. Santa Claus climbed down the White House chimney... More »
I very much appreciate the slightly warm welcome and I realize that, by now, many of you are aware that I am not the Dr. C Miller you expected. You thought you were getting the esteemed social scientist with his own TV show (second in popularity only to Dr. Oz... More »
One Lexus May Hide Another By Linda Boroff (With acknowledgements to One Train May Hide Another by Kenneth Koch and Caesar’s Gallic Wars, interlinear translation) In a poem, one line may hide another line, In a non-disclosure agreement, one clause might hide... More »
