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January 2019

All posts published in January 2019

8 posts

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The Surprisingly Brief History of Packing

Published 6y ago -

Think about it for a moment. Primitive man didn’t pack. Once he had found and killed his target, he ate the insides and wore the hide. A wardrobe was whatever happened to be within range of a stone ax and a spear. The only endangered species were human being... More »

Old-Fashioned Love Poem

Published 6y ago -

I will love you in the morning I will love you in the night I will love you when you’re loving I will love you when you’re right. I will love you without makeup I will love you when you’re clean I will love you when you’re dirty I will love you when yo... More »

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Snake

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      I know, I know, it’s the oldest defense in the book: I was only following orders. The shoddy rationale of every garden-variety war criminal, concentration camp commandant or bookish man who only planned. And in my case it’s a long shot... More »

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Bruising Cruising

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You may not be material for a cruise. Cruise brochures will not warn you about this because Cruise lines qualify for rescue services from Jake’s Recovery Operations only if they have a FULL SHIP to rescue. Jake will not rescue ships that are only half full. ... More »

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