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WASHINGTON – As a caravan of more than 7,000 Central American migrants heads north toward the U.S., Christians around the country are getting adoption papers ready. Once the children are separated from their parents at the border, they will be eligible f... More »
It’s that time of year again when people across America are scrambling to throw together a last second costume for Halloween that’s sure to strike fear into the hearts of friends and strangers alike. We’re here to shake off the cobwebs and scare up some ... More »
Of course, anyone can follow the excellent examples available from government officials, but individual circumstances need original falsehoods. The first step is to list all the potentially illegal or accidental situations for which a plausible lie might be us... More »
Satchel Ronan O’Sullivan Farrow, mostly known as Ronan Farrow but sometimes known as Ronan Sinatra,[i] died peacefully Saturday in his office at The New Yorker. He was 80. Born in New York City to actress Mia Farrow and alleged child molester Woody Allen, Fa... More »
We would lose Roe because a president who boasted of sexual assault, elected against the wishes of the majority of female voters, was able to give a lifetime Supreme Court appointment to an ex-frat boy credibly accused of attempted rape. Kavanaugh, helped by a... More »
I have no doubt whatsoever that Julia Louis-Dreyfus and I are going to be very happy together. But—please!—don’t spoil the surprise if you see her before I do. The restraining order is slowing things down just a little; I’ll admit that. And it might ha... More »
With company pensions going the way of the dinosaur and Social Security on the skids, young people should be thinking about how to provide for themselves in their old age. But most kids are too busy paying off student loans and trying to get jobs to think abou... More »
Two things struck many viewers about Judge Brett Kavanaugh’s testimony in the Senate hearings last week: his frequent references to beer and his intermittent tears, sometimes overlapping in the same moments. His performance exemplified the colloquial Ameri... More »
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