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We Didn’t Send Our Best People (We Sent Criminals And Rapists [Sorry {Not Sorry}]) One of the things my priest therapist did say, during our many sessions after the mass suicide of the Indians, which I thought was helpful actually, was that even though I, Ch... More »
Rock concerts are so over! Totally. They’re just too 20th century. Most operas were written way back in the 19th, but they seem brand-new compared to a lot of the rap music we’re hearing. The love songs in operas are romantic, and the breaking-up ones are ... More »
Intelligence Agencies “Live in Fear” WASHINGTON – Many Trump supporters are convinced that Trump’s promise to “drain the swamp” is right on track. “Trump is playing 3-D Chess against the Deep State. And he’s kicking their butt!” said Clet... More »
On the verge of a nervous breakdown, Mr. Peanut opens up to G.W. Carver Dear Mr. Carver, You and I have come a long way since the turn of the 20th century, when you essentially hoisted me into the spotlight while at the Tuskegee Institute in Alabama. Your inte... More »
15 March 2107 New-New Amsterdam Federated States of the Americas Data archaeologists have had a breakthrough in researching the fall of the First American Republic, confirming that the alleged attempt to assassinate President Donald J. Trump, which precipitate... More »
I like to start each day with a victory. So this morning, before I left for the office, I beat my wife to the bathroom and my kids out the door and as a result, one of them had to walk the dog. That triumph put a spring in my step and some joy in my heart as I... More »