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“Immerse!” I order. You have two Rita Immersions remaining,” replies my console. “I know.” “Your Netflix Immersion Service is at risk of interruption if you don’t make a payment today. If you’ve already paid to renew, this notification may be i... More »
GEORGE WASHINGTON “Government is not reason; it is not eloquence; it is force! Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master.” NOW So maybe he got it right for once. Who cares? THOMAS JEFFERSON “One man with courage is a majority.” N... More »
“This is why I never learned to tap dance,” Merv told the woman with her finger up his ass. His former physical therapist had been movie star gorgeous, but this new one was pretty rough. “Tap dance?” She did each session with an unlit cigarette danglin... More »
Citing a recent Supreme Court decision, that affirmed presidential authority over immigration restrictions for purposes of national security, President Trump has proclaimed a ban on the entry of “bunnies” into the United States. “I don’t want a bun... More »