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November 2016

All posts published in November 2016

6 posts

A Modern Arcadia

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By Martin H. Levinson 27 November 2016 South of Brooklyn west of the Hudson there’s a land packed with pissed off men and upright women who don’t like things the way they are in rust belt towns, exurb villages, red state, alt hate, millions of Muslims ... More »

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The Frump Who Sold Christmas

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  All the Foolze down in Foolzville like Foolzville a lot, But the Frump who lived North of Foolzville did not. The Frump hated Foolzville! The whole blasted swamp! And he vowed he would drain it, in one wild romp! For doing so, he said he had lots of rea... More »

Post-Election Stress Syndrome: The Radical Cure

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Even if your town has public consolation spaces where you can be bear-hugged by like-minded total strangers, that really doesn’t help PESS, especially if the hosts include complimentary coffee. The coffee only keeps you awake longer. Here psychologists and l... More »

Are You Trumped or Hillaryed? A Quiz

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By Paul Mortenson 6 November 2016 Take this brief questionnaire to find out. Caution: answers to all question choices are incorrect. Donald Trump Section If Donald Trump is elected President, do you plan to seek refuge in a monastery or convent move to Tierra ... More »

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President Trump’s Cabinet of Horrors

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President Trump’s Cabinet, in order of succession to the Presidency, as of January 20, 2017 Vice-President: Donald Trump (Mike Pence was told “You’re fired!” on November 9, 2016) Secretary of State: Sarah Palin (she can almost see Russia from her h... More »

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