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(Our Pardons to Shakespeare) By Rfreed 21 November 2015 Dramatis Personae IAGO- Advisor to Othello – played by Secretary of State Hillary Clinton CASSIO- Lieutenant to Othello, husband of Iago – played by Bill Clinton OTHELLO- A noble Moor leader – p... More »
By Dan Geddes 21 November 2015 NEW YORK – Fox News issued a statement today proclaiming that “yellow journalism is now a thing of the past.” Wikipedia defines yellow journalism as “a type of journalism that presents little or no legitimate wel... More »
By Derek Langston 20 November 2015 In what physicians are calling one of the most irrational medical decisions they have ever seen, David Avocado Wolfe has refused all traditional medical care for the highly treatable yet potentially fatal disease chickenpox. ... More »
By Juliet Kaufman LOS ANGELES – Jason Segel’s reps released a statement last Friday, asking the press to refrain from questions on whether or not Segel has read David Foster Wallace’s behemoth Infinite Jest. Segel stars as the critically acclaimed ... More »
By William Craig Rice Since you won’t have me as your man, Imagine I’m a dog Who’s always gaga to see you And get taken for a jog. I’m accustomed to the leash you snap, No longer tug or chew. Obedience-training was brutal, But forged my love for you. T... More »
