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WOLFSBURG – German Chancellor Angela Merkel asserted that the Volkswagen emission debacle, including years of cover-up, was “no conspiracy.” Merkel stated: “Already there are crazy Volkswagen conspiracy theorists on the Internet who believe... More »
by Rfreed 25 September 2015 Just saw the latest Mad Max movie. WOWZER!!!!!!!! SUPER GROOVY!!!!!!!! COWABUNGA!!!!!!! Mad Max just made it back to the screen after a hiatus of only 30 YEARS!!!!! Mel Gibson got the sack. Too old. Too racist. Can’t have no o... More »
As boorish as it sounds I have to say That there is An element of silliness In the classical male ballet. I mean What exactly Is the point Of jumping high into the air And banging your ankles together Like a demented au pair? And forget the full basket And chi... More »
By Dan Geddes 20 September 2015 WASHINGTON – Faith that the Federal Reserve Bank will finally raise interest rates, after years of broken promises, is now at an all-time high. “The Fed is really going to raise rates after our next meeting,” said Norm... More »
Ahmen Muhamed, a 14 year old student from Irving, Texas, has been arrested for bringing a homemade clock, i.e., a large circuit board, with extruding wires, to his school, Irving McDonald High. According to its mission statement, Irving McDonald High School pr... More »
(a Play in One Act) by Mollie Fermaglich Cast of Characters Barack “Barry” Hussein Obama. . . .President of the United States of America Benjamin “Bibi” Netanyahu . . . .Prime Minister of the Jewish State of Israel. Sol, a Waiter . . . .An older Jewish... More »
Simon Apfel 3 September 2015 December 2010 – Several shark attacks occur off the South Sinai resort of Sharm el-Sheikh in Egypt. Egyptian officials blame the attacks on Mossad, claiming Israel deliberately introduced the man-eating sharks to sabotage Egypt... More »
By Haley Mistler A local NRA member in Lafayette, Louisiana says that he would have been able to stop the shooter at a showing of Trainwreck on Thursday. “If I’d had my gun, I definitely could have stopped it,” says Tim Walkins, card-carryi... More »
By Jason Half-Pillow Millions of years ago, maybe less, but still far, far back in the deepest recesses of our evolutionary past, man stumbled upon the rudimentary principles of agriculture. Growing food demands certain essential components that man, with hi... More »