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By Dan Geddes 1) The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want to talk to liberals. 2) He maketh me lie down in untaxed green pastures: he leadeth me to the clear waters of pro-Gun states where I can shoot deer or thieves as God intended; no one shall take my ... More »
By Dan Geddes WASHINGTON – The IRS today announced that it was cutting the top U.S. corporate income tax rate from 35% to 0% for qualifying companies, effective January 1st. IRS spokesman John Mendacio stated that: “This more favorable tax rate for the lar... More »
By David Alpaugh 16 September 2014 Obama says ISIL, the Media ISIS. Both sides agree that the world’s in a crisis. ISIL! ISIS! SCHMISIL! SCHMISIS! Let’s call the whole thing off. Barak adores air strikes, abominates boot spikes. He thinks Iraq likes to... More »
Generals, thank you all for coming. In light of recent revelations of a prurient nature, we are gathered here to review The Comely Behavior Manual that you all studied years ago before your uniforms were bedazzled with stars. Please turn to the chapter ent... More »