Stop the Leak(s)
by Tom Deisboeck “Alrighty, then let’s bomb Jemen, Boys!! but first make sure there’s no leak anywhere.” More »
America's Most Critical Journal since 1999
by Tom Deisboeck “Alrighty, then let’s bomb Jemen, Boys!! but first make sure there’s no leak anywhere.” More »
Orwell and the Trump Regime by Veritas Fulgens Waves of anger and fear Circulate over the bright And darkened lands of the earth. W.H. Auden, “September 1, 1939” It is astonishing that in the few weeks of the new admi... More »
I Have a Dream By Martin H. Levinson (An excerpt from an upcoming State of the Union address composed by Donald Trump after MLK’s “I Have a Dream” speech appeared to him in a dream.) Members of Congress, Supreme Court J... More »
The Geographic Name Game By Martin H. Levinson President Trump has signed executive orders naming the Gulf of Mexico as the Gulf of America and the Alaskan mountain Denali as Mount McKinley. He could make other name changes t... More »
Prove You’re Not a Robot by Paul Lander and Dan McConnell Paul Lander is a TV comedy writer, award-winning columnist and producer. His humor pieces have appeared in MAD, American Bystander, Weekly Humorist, McSweeneys, Nati... More »
More Leaked Texts from Signal by Stephen Lyons DATELINES: Hawaii, Kremlin, Greenland, Starbuck’s, Chick Fil A, Palm Steakhouse At 11:44 p.m., Hegseth posted in the chat, “NEED DRINKY! ASAP!” The text beneath this began,... More »
by Tom Deisboeck “Alrighty, then let’s bomb Jemen, Boys!! but first make sure there’s no leak anywhere.” More »
by Tom Deisboeck “Alrighty, then let’s bomb Jemen, Boys!! but first make sure there’s no leak anywhere.” More »
France and Poland Excited that Germany is Rearming at Top Speed By Dan Geddes BRUSSELS – During yesterday’s NATO summit, leading EU member states such as France and Poland expressed unbridled joy at the prospect of major German rearmament and conscription.... More »